Inquiring Minds

Yes, I look for entertainment in the oddest of places... this was a Craigslist posting
"Do you suffer from any of the following symptom:

Bad Breath
Athlete's Foot
Gingivitis
Sweaty Palms
Chronic Shoe Odor
Dry Skin
Toenail Fungus
Itchy Red Eyes?"

If so, they’d like to get you together with a bunch of other people who have the same problems symptoms, and talk about them! Even better, they’ll pay you $100. I'm sorry, if you're not my doctor, my date, or my shoe, I won't be discussing any of these.