OK, my newly discovered male fan club wants an update on the e-mail I wrote last week. Let's just say I'm firing my flirting consultant.
It didn't work. Or, maybe it worked too well and I scared the crap out of him because he had never intended to be floofy or so curious about me. See, Outlook allows you to receive "read receipts" on e-mails you've sent. I have this function on to cover my ass in business, not to spy, but I received a read receipt 10 minutes after sending the message. And I haven't heard back. So there you go.
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Well, if it were me I'd be pacing back and forth trying to get the wording right.
"Okay, let's see, I want it to be funny, but I don't want her to think I'm a clown. Clever without being a smartass. Sensitive without seeming wimpy. Manly without seeming overbearing.
'Dear Gertie,'
"Oh, that just won't do. Maybe I should sleep on it."
Five days later...
"Aw, hell, she's probably pissed off by now. If I send her something now, she'll think I'm some kind of indecisive loser. Nevermind."
Eric, the indecisive loser.
Eric, that's not very anonymous of you. Lemme give you men a tip: doesn't matter if a girl gets pissed, she will INSTANTLY change her mind if she actually hears from the fellow. 2 mins, 2 hours, 2 days, 2 months... all will perk a girl up (although, after 2 mo.s, she might be taken). Go Forth!
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