January 23, 2006

Toothpaste Gone

Baby, that toothpaste you so surprisingly and thoughtfully purchased while you were at the store is almost gone. Granted, it is not my favorite toothpaste, but the fact that it is almost out is making me sad. It's like you're disappearing, twice a day.

OK, considering my last post, it seems that Cancer women are the equivalent to Jekyl and Hyde. Hold on for a rough ride, fellas.

POST SCRIPT: OK again. Considering that I deleted my last ... uh... go look up Cancers in some astrological website. Then come back. You'll get it. (I'm not kidding: read ANYTHING about the astrological sign Cancer and you'll "GET IT." ABOUT ME, I mean.)

Nighty night!


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