"Priceless..."

Going to an Italian wine tasting with your father? Priceless. (AND - awesome wine, grazie!)

Going immediately after to a crab-a-thon at your office? Additionally Priceless.

Having cheap American wine and that lingering garlic breath and crab-smelling-y fingers (not to mention the crab-o-lisious-smelling conference room...) for, uh, how long after? Deliciously disgusting.